Forgot to organise a Halloween costume? Whether we were too busy or too lazy a lot of us are scrambling to source a spooky get up today.
Not to worry, we pillaged the cupboards and picked out some last minute options.
Have toilet roll?
Yes? Congratulations you have a costume!
No? You have more urgent issues to deal with than Halloween costumes...
Wrap it around you head to toe and magic, you're a mummy.
No toilet roll no problem. Surely you have bed sheets?
Yes? Great. Oldschool ghost costume for you.
No bed sheets?
Ehhh... The Emperor's Clothes is your final resort.
We take no responsibilty for any indecent exposure charges you incur.