50 Shades of Grey The Musical. Yes this is apparently going to be a thing.
The Fifty Shades franchise is being optioned for a stage production.
The Sun reports that author E.L. James says someone has asked her about the possibility of a musical and she's not opposed to the idea.
Producers believe it will be a big hit and tickets will sell out in minutes.
They're hoping it will be a go to for hen parties and a draw for tourists.
We'd go... if it was a chance to see Jamie Dornan in the flesh...